Thursday, June 1, 2023

Republican Dummies vs. Sleepy Joe

Orange Man wins against a bunch apples.

Despite Donald Trump having achieved much good during his administration, I simply can't take any more drama from Ivanka and Jared, Don Jr. and Eric, and even the beautiful but missing-in-action Melania. But with six Republicans already running for president and splitting the vote, Trump will surely win the nomination. Who among us can endure another sad contest between two seniors past their prime, if they ever even had a prime? 

The worst part is that in the coming months there will probably be more contenders announcing their intention to run, making a Trump victory even likelier. The latest to throw his hat in the ring is former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, who is simply way too fat to win. After all, obesity is not a quality to be admired and he's morbidly so, even after his 2014 bariatric surgery for the condition. (I guess that doesn't work.)

Are there any grownups in the Republican leadership? If so, it's time they do some back-room politicking and pick one alternative to Trump who can win the nomination and put Sleepy Joe to bed for good.


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