Friday, June 16, 2023

Happy Gender Confusion Month


According to the updated LGBTQ Glossary on the Johns Hopkins University website, a lesbian is a "non-man" who is attracted to other "non-men." In the past those people have been referred to as "women," but the new definition includes non-binary people who may also identify with the label and thus is so much more inclusive. Inclusivity is very important these days. God forbid anyone feels left out -- except for Donald Trump, Melania Trump, all Trump offspring, all Republicans, anyone who owns a MAGA hat or a pickup truck or a gun, Elon Musk, anyone who watches FOX News or Tucker Carlson on Twitter, and certainly Tucker Carlson himself. But I digress. 

It's all so confusing: Are only lesbians "non-men"? Since I am only attracted to men, can I still be called a woman? But then, who knows what a woman is -- certainly not Ketanji Brown Jackson, our first black female Supreme Court Justice who could not define the word during her senate hearing in March of 2022, citing the fact that she's "not a biologist." (Sadly she was confirmed despite her apparent derangement.)

Today's LGBTQ-ers are celebrating Pride Month in a miasma of confusion and nonsense, where men have babies and women are non-men and there are 72 genders and dumb doctors constantly assign genders incorrectly at birth and Caitlyn Bruce Jenner is considered to be a lady. Still they remain proud, and really what else matters?

God only knows what goes on when one of those "non-men" gives birth to a baby. Do all of her non-men friends throw her a non-gender reveal party?

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