Sunday, May 19, 2013

Obama: Asleep at the Wheel

It is becoming more obvious daily that finally everyone else is noticing that Obama totally sucks as a president. I say this because of recent evidence that the upper echelons of his administration are as effective as Manny, Mo and Jack, or maybe Mo and Larry, or maybe Lucy and Ethel, or perhaps Martin & Lewis, or Harpo, Chico, Zeppo and Groucho would be if they held high office.

Here's the deal: Obama chose most of them, and guess what--he's even worse than they are; at least they go to work every day and make all those bad decisions, whereas Obama is obviously sleeping in and not even keeping current. When he shows up at all, he's always stunned, saying he has learned about each new problem the very same day we all did.

Does he even know he is president? Perhaps he has had a recent head injury, a la Hillary Clinton on the day of the first Benghazi hearing. (Hey, it worked for her.) Obama's feigned ignorance of the evil surrounding him reminds me of an old joke: Two senior citizens, Sadie and Mabel, are driving to Bingo. Sadie, at the wheel, cruises through a stop sign. Luckily nobody was coming, and Mabel lets it slide. But a few minutes later when she goes through a red light, Mabel is quite alarmed. She says to Sadie, "Sadie, when you went through that stop sign I didn't say a word, but when you go through a red light, I have to speak up." Sadie, surprised, turns to her and says, "Oy, am I driving?"

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