Thursday, May 2, 2013

Grass Skirt Not Included

It is said that we never recover until we forgive. Forgiveness is a big deal, and something that is hard to come by most of the time. Few among us seem to be able to cough up the words, "I'm sorry. Please forgive me. I love you. Thank you," when they're needed the most. Supposedly, repeating this Hawaiian mantra several times in succession can calm you down better than alcohol, while simultaneously easing anger and lowering blood pressure. Hey, practice makes perfect; it's worth a try.

"I'm sorry. Please forgive me. I love you. Thank you."
"I'm sorry. Please forgive me. I love you. Thank you."
"I'm sorry. Please forgive me. I love you. Thank you."
"I'm sorry. Please forgive me. I love you. Thank you."
"I'm sorry. Please forgive me. I love you. Thank you."
"I'm sorry. Please forgive me. I love you. Thank you."
"I'm sorry. Please forgive me. I love you. Thank you."
"I'm sorry. Please forgive me. I love you. Thank you."
"I'm sorry. Please forgive me. I love you. Thank you."
"I'm sorry. Please forgive me. I love you. Thank you."
"I'm sorry. Please forgive me. I love you. Thank you."
"I'm sorry. Please forgive me. I love you. Thank you."
"I'm sorry. Please forgive me. I love you. Thank you."
"I'm sorry. Please forgive me. I love you. Thank you."
"I'm sorry. Please forgive me. I love you. Thank you."
"I'm sorry. Please forgive me. I love you. Thank you."
"I'm sorry. Please forgive me. I love you. Thank you."
"I'm sorry. Please forgive me. I love you. Thank you."
"I'm sorry. Please forgive me. I love you. Thank you."
"I'm sorry. Please forgive me. I love you. Thank you."
"I'm sorry. Please forgive me. I love you. Thank you."
"I'm sorry. Please forgive me. I love you. Thank you."
"I'm sorry. Please forgive me. I love you. Thank you."
"I'm sorry. Please forgive me. I love you. Thank you."
"I'm sorry. Please forgive me. I love you. Thank you."
"I'm sorry. Please forgive me. I love you. Thank you."
"I'm sorry. Please forgive me. I love you. Thank you."
"I'm sorry. Please forgive me. I love you. Thank you."
"I'm sorry. Please forgive me. I love you. Thank you."





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