Monday, November 5, 2018

Vote Christine Ford for Whatever....

Tomorrow is Election Day. I hope everyone gets a chance to vote. And remember, if you don't like who is on the ballot in your particular state or jurisdiction, you can always write in your pick. My suggestion for any and every seat is Dr. Christine Blasey Ford. After all, she's so brave! And selfless! She put her life on the line for our nation! She touched our hearts and galvanized women everywhere to protest and wear big black glasses! Her family had to move! And lest we forget, she flew to D.C. for that hearing, even though she doesn't really like to fly! Plus, she likes Coke and how much more patriotic can you get? And she's a DOCTOR!!!!!!

What more do you need? The woman can do just about anything, except maybe remember important stuff that happened years ago, but honestly, who can these days? In fact, maybe she should be on the Supreme Court.

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