President Jailbird

In a twisted sort of way I hope that the deranged, Democrat-loving judge in NYC sentences Trump to jail for the sin of having extra-marital sex as a private citizen with a porn star and then 10 years later paying her to keep quiet after he decided to run for office. Surely he should be behind bars for that, right? 

After all, he's a danger to society who at any minute could keep something a secret from his wife and pay a third party not to tell, and the country would suffer for that -- almost as much as the random violence in our streets and the homeless vagrants sleeping in doorways in all our big cities and the growing number of teen drug overdoses and the high cost of living and the illegal immigrants swarming our borders. 

What a hoot -- imagine a President who is in the clink! Because you know he would still get elected.