One of the New York Slimes

Jamelle Bouie

It's so sad that the once Mother Of All Newspapers is now suitable to wrap fish in, if that. Since it's Sunday, the New York Times made its way into our home via my husband, who went out early this morning and purchased it so we could do the crossword puzzle in the Magazine together, a tradition of our 37-year marriage that may have to be discontinued due to the extreme nausea and conniption fits the rest of the paper causes in both of us.

In today's so-called "opinion" section, an overpaid and insignificant 30-something staff writer named Jamelle Bouie offers a hit piece on Trump that is childishly entitled, "Donald Trump is a Lazy Authoritarian." In it he produces nothing to support the specious headline, which was obviously designed to make his entire point in six words without requiring the reader to go further. His essay details his intense hatred for Trump, giving the reader not one piece of information backing up the hackneyed insults that constitute the entirety of the article.