Taking Advice from Stormy

Stormy, husband #2, and breasts.

The pablum we are fed by the media is becoming more and more distasteful, if not downright toxic. Of course there is the ridiculous statement, now the official mantra of CNN and the Washington Post, that Donald Trump is a "convicted felon." I say ridiculous because crimes that are classified as felonies tend to involve physical violence, or some type of action that can cause extreme harm psychologically. Examples of felony crimes include manslaughter or murder, aggravated assault and kidnapping. Notice that check-writing and non-disclosure agreements are not on the list.

Anyway, almost as ridiculous is the fact that Stormy Daniels, a former stripper and sex worker in pornographic films who is into her third marriage at age 45 and came out as bisexual six years ago, is reportedly giving advice to former First Lady Melania Trump. Stormy thinks "Melania should leave him."

Pablum is a noun referring to ideas, speech, writing, or other media that are bland or simplistic or that lack any real intellectual substance or value. 

Stormy -- not her real name -- has said that her relationship with Trump began at a golf tournament when she was 27 and he was 60. As she related in a salacious, televised interview with ratings-whore Anderson Cooper in 2018, Stormy "playfully swatted Trump on the backside" with a magazine he was holding. 

So let's get this straight: A young, trashy nobody --okay, she had already won a F.A.M.E (Fans of Adult Media and Entertainment) Award for "Favorite Breasts" -- grabs a magazine from the hand of a man 33 years her senior, a celebrity starring in his own TV show who had already built half of the city of Manhattan, and hits him on the butt. How nice. Then she accompanies him to his hotel room and has sex with him, even though she "didn't want to."

Not knowing Melania I have no idea of her response to such a suggestion, but if it were me, I wouldn't take Stormy's advice on what to order for lunch.