Joe Biden
Pros: Incumbent.
Cons: Demented, frail, feeble, old, unable to speak cogently without a script or teleprompter, lies constantly, unexplained wealth, plagiarist, scary-looking plastic surgery, reared a drug-addicted convicted felon.
Kamala Harris
Pros: Gender, skin tone.
Cons: Silly, inarticulate, possibly dumb, lazy, annoying laugh.
Gavin Newsome
Pros: Nice hair, eager to do the job, young.
Cons: California, where he is Governor, has become a total mess under his watch.
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