Thursday, October 25, 2012

Why We Hate Mitt

The Romneys: How fortunate can one family be?
In today's world, if you are 100% Caucasian without any handicaps, and are not living an alternative lifestyle like having sex with your dog, you are low man on the totem pole, and I use the word man to include women too. But never fear, you can redeem yourself by being poor and pregnant--the more kids the better--and having many abortions. Or perhaps your father abused you as a child, or maybe your uncle or your priest or even better, your mother; a horrible childhood will catapult you up the ladder to acceptance by society.  But if you have had a happy childhood and a nice life since then, are intelligent and good-looking, successful in your chosen career, living in a traditional marriage and are reasonably healthy, and have sired only healthy children, forget it; you will be scorned, tarred and feathered, hated and hollered at. After all, why should anyone show you kindness--you've got it all.

I would like to go on record as saying I have had two miscarriages, multiple abortions, several wrong surgeries, two cancer diagnoses, a very unhappy childhood and a miserable first marriage. I now have arthritis and high blood pressure, and so have my share of pain and anxiety. I am also a Jew, and thus my ancestors were persecuted and I still feel their pain. Call me?

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