According to a letter I got from the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee, "Republicans are more concerned with defeating Democrats than creating jobs and helping the middle class." As you may recall, they have gone to great lengths to do so in the past--like back in 2000, when they forced the Supreme Court to hand over the White House to George W. Bush. Well, as hard as it is to imagine topping that maneuver, those sneaky Republicans have come up with a real doozy this time around: They have somehow--and don't ask me how--seeded the clouds and created a huge storm named Hurricane Sandy that several media outlets have already predicted could impact the election.
Sandy, which rhymes with Candy and we all certainly know what that means--Candy Crowley, the debate, duh-- will allegedly cause power outages lasting weeks that could shut down absentee voting, certainly the prime conduit of the fraudulent stuffing of ballot boxes. And dangerous and severe flooding in the storm's aftermath will likely keep people at home on Election Day, mostly those old and poor Democrats who don't even have cars thanks to the Republican pigs taking all their money.
No matter what, Sandy has already interfered with the final week of campaigning, cancelling many last-minute baby-kissing, hand-shaking and pizza-eating opportunities for both candidates, and everyone knows the last week of the campaign is the most important week of all--or at least it will be in hindsight after the landslide Romney victory. Just like the Supreme Court did a dozen years ago, Hurricane Sandy will deflect the true will of the people and usher in a Republican administration, something nobody in their right mind could want. Since Maine has only four electoral votes, we will likely only get a lot of rain and some high winds so I am not too worried about it. But New York and Florida, with 29 electoral votes each, and Pennsylvania, with 20, are being targeted to get the worst of the storm. Let's just see if this nefarious Republican scheme works.
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| Sandy's projected path looks just like a chicken leg. |
No matter what, Sandy has already interfered with the final week of campaigning, cancelling many last-minute baby-kissing, hand-shaking and pizza-eating opportunities for both candidates, and everyone knows the last week of the campaign is the most important week of all--or at least it will be in hindsight after the landslide Romney victory. Just like the Supreme Court did a dozen years ago, Hurricane Sandy will deflect the true will of the people and usher in a Republican administration, something nobody in their right mind could want. Since Maine has only four electoral votes, we will likely only get a lot of rain and some high winds so I am not too worried about it. But New York and Florida, with 29 electoral votes each, and Pennsylvania, with 20, are being targeted to get the worst of the storm. Let's just see if this nefarious Republican scheme works.
Does the chicken leg shape mean anything? Will it offend vegetarians?
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