Thursday, October 4, 2012

It's Awfully High in Here

I pity the Democrats. There are exceptions of course, like Patsy and Tony and Dagmar and Bob and Jackie and Keith and Randy and Debra and Martha and Diane, but basically the rest of them are nothing short of insane. They have invented a Harry Potter-esque fantasy world concerning the Republicans and Mitt Romney, and despite what the Republicans and Mitt Romney say about how they really feel and what they really think, the Democrats stubbornly believe their own stories. 

For example: Al Gore thinks Obama performed so poorly in the first presidential debate because of the altitude in Denver. That's it, it was altitude sickness....of course! And that sneaky Mitt Romney got himself to Denver much earlier than Obama, who only arrived a few hours before the debate, and so did not have the altitude sickness. Well I would like to go on record as saying that I want a president who knows ahead of time that he might have to become acclimated to the altitude where he is going and thus gives himself plenty of time to adjust to it, especially since 67 million people will be watching him on TV and his re-election hangs in the balance.

Is that wrong?


1 comment:

  1. that's just Al Gore's comment.....I anxiously await round 2 and 3. I listened to the debate at an altitude of 9,000 feet. and it made me sick. It wasn't the altitude. I think there should be a FACT MONITOR at each debate with a big loud obnoxious buzzer that goes off whenever a lie is spouted.

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