Wednesday, July 17, 2024

Conspiracy Theories

Trump staged it all, he broke a blood capsule over his ear. The shooter was actually hired by the Secret Service. The 2020 election was rigged. Joe Biden is a puppet. The Democrats planned the attack on Trump. Sandy Hook was faked. Elvis is alive, Paul is dead. Hillary Clinton murdered Vince Foster. Al Gore invented the Internet. The government killed JFK. 9/11 was an inside job. We never landed on the moon. Michelle Obama is a tranny. Obama killed Joan Rivers. Vaccines cause autism. Contrails are poisons sprayed by the government.

Laugh all you want, but one or more of these is true.

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