"Sleepy Joe" Needs More Sleep

"Sleepy Joe" is a nickname for Joe Biden coined by Donald Trump in 2019 after a series of videos showing Biden nodding off during important meetings and television interviews. It quickly became a meme on social media, and five years later it turns out to be 100% accurate, as the Biden team is now blaming his poor debate performance on a lack of sufficient sleep. He doesn't have cognitive decline after all, he was just sleepy. Well that's a load off!

Despite the cacophony of calls for him to resign, Biden is staying put. Last week he told a group of Democratic governors with concerns about his fitness for office that he just needs to work fewer hours, including wrapping up his schedule by 8pm each day. He stressed that he is physically fit, but "it's just my brain." 

I don't know about you but I feel a lot better hearing this. It's no big deal, he's just not a night owl! (Let's all hope no terrorists get wind of this and attack us after dark.)