After his poor debate performance last week, they simply should have said, "He is an old man with a failing memory and can't put a sentence together without a teleprompter." We all would have believed that one. But instead, they came up with the following list which they use whenever the spirit moves them:
"He had a cold." (The kind where there's no sniffling, coughing, sneezing, runny nose or nasal quality to one's voice, and it's gone the next day, leaving you with a Florida tan.)
"He had a grueling travel schedule." (He flew to and from Europe 11 days earlier and still had jet lag.)
"He was over-rehearsed." (So he forgot everything because his brain was too full.)
"He had a bad night." (That one was evidently true.)
Come on, man -- everyone knows that if you want to be President, you gotta know how to lie convincingly. It's the very basis of all politics. Jeesh!
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