Don't Say Nose Picker

A group of kindergartners enjoying story time.

The bill currently being discussed in Florida regarding the teaching of sexual orientation in public schools has absolutely nothing to do with banning the word "gay." Yet frenzied Democrats -- is there any other kind? -- are plotzing over it, and have nicknamed it the "Don''t Say Gay" bill. This is ridiculous --  not quite but almost as ridiculous as Joe Biden choosing Kamala Harris to be Vice President. (Nothing could top that.) 

Along with some other things unrelated to this topic, the seven-page Florida bill states: "Classroom instruction by school personnel or third parties on sexual orientation or gender identity may not occur in kindergarten through grade 3 or in a manner that is not age-appropriate." 

Come on, people -- do we really need kindergartners to be talking about their sexual orientation? Have you ever met a child that young who A, gives a shit about it or B, even knows what it is? Instead teachers should be explaining to these youngsters that it is inappropriate to pick one's nose and then eat the contents found therein. Now that's a bipartisan bill we can all support, although Democrats would likely complain that it's unfair to nose pickers who are in a protected class all by themselves, or at least should be.