The Democrats, as nutty ever, are hoping to impeach the President to get him out of office before he can do something that "threatens our national security," something they insist last week's assault on the Capitol did. Not sure how some idiot putting his feet up on Nancy Pelosi's desk or those clods in costume smashing windows threatened our security, but okay, whatever.
Anyway, according to several reliable reports in print and on air, the complex plans to dump Trump would likely not congeal until the day before his term ends. It got me wondering if there could ever be a more futile undertaking. I came up with the following:
Shopping for maternity clothes the week before you give birth
Dying your hair the day before you start chemo
Applying sunblock as you're leaving the beach
Putting on your car's snow tires in April
Throwing a baby shower the night before your abortion
Renovating your kitchen a month before your house is torn down for a new highway
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