Thursday, January 21, 2021

Hurry Up With That Makeover, Doc!


Besides having to see the sickening vision of Joe Biden's frail skinniness and pasty face splashed all over the place, I will miss seeing Melania the most, and not just her to-die-for wardrobe designed by the super-talented Herve Pierre. A truly beautiful woman, her unfailing grace, glamor, and sweetness were a balm against the daily arrows the incredibly nasty press shot at the Trump family every minute of every day since the second he took office.

Now we have an ordinary schoolmarm as First Lady. Offering nothing special, she will not intimidate anyone in her off-the-rack Nordstrom outfits. She will be lauded, loved and celebrated by the press. On the positive side, it will be fun to watch her makeover, which should get started as soon as possible, certainly in time for her first Vogue cover. Besides some Botox, I'd suggest a new hair style and color since that Barbie-blond mop is not doing her any favors.

If I sound bitter it's because I am.  

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