Starting today I am going to date all my checks "1984." I suggest you do the same.
Yesterday a golfer on a PGA Tour lost his sponsorship from Ralph Lauren, and has been publicly lambasted by about a million people, for muttering to himself under his breath, "Ouch, faggot!" when he missed an easy putt. His comment was picked up on a microphone he was wearing.
OH MY GOD. NOW YOU CANNOT EVEN TALK TO YOURSELF AND CALL YOURSELF SOMETHING THAT IS CONSIDERED POLITICALLY INCORRECT. LIKE DON'T CALL YOURSELF A CUNT, A PUSSY, A FAG, A COON, A KIKE, A SLUT, A SPIC, A WOP, A JEWBOY, A CRACKER, AND OF COURSE A NIGGER!!!!
Oh wait -- you can call yourself a nigger if it's in a rap song and you're black. Or even if it's not in a rap song and you are just saying hello to someone you like. And of course if you are in the shower and have the radio on and there are no listening devices around, you can say all those things and even direct them at people who fit the description. And it's always acceptable to call yourself a white supremacist piece of shit. Or just a white piece of shit. Nobody will argue with that.
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