1. Money will be evenly divided among all citizens.
2. Happily, you will be able to have your cake and eat it too.
3. Contrary to the old adage, there will be a free lunch--and breakfast and dinner too, if you play your cards right.
4. Your neighbor's success will be your success--after all, you helped.
5. The Rich will pay all the taxes and the Poor, pretty much everyone, will live like kings, as is their Allah-given right.
6. Every child will go to college and everyone will have a job and all the roads will be fixed and cars will be all plugged in and ready to go and houses and unlimited medical care will be available to all, regardless of income or employment status.
In fact, things will be great! The only teeny, tiny thing is that unless Obama can come up with about 13 trillion dollars, the name of our country will be changed to "China." And we'll be eating a lot more rice. And we'll all have to leave our shoes at the door--or is that Japan? I'm not sure, but I damn well better be come next January...
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