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| Chicken Little was right all along! |
Just kidding. What I meant to say was that there are explosives hidden all around your home and your office, and especially your home office, put there by members of Al-Qaida or however it's spelled, so gather up all your valuables and find the nearest exit and get the hell out of there ASAP!!!!!!
Not really. But what is true is that there is anthrax in that white envelope in today's mail, so look out!!!!!!! (Lol.)
With parts of the world in flames, and other parts in rubble, somehow I managed to have a lovely morning walk through the quiet village of South Freeport. Not one violent thing happened. Then I came home and found out that everywhere else but where I am, the sky is falling. One cannot read the news anymore--most certainly not for the next few days. Excuse my mixed metaphor, but the media has a fresh kill and they are milking it for all it's worth. The worst part is, they get paid not just oodles, but oodles and oodles, to do that, and the more scared you get, the richer they get. When will the rest of society (besides me and my wise pal WTC) realize that the journalists are the true monsters of our society?
first of all, very funny
ReplyDeletesecond, very true
and third, my cheap advice from the peanut gallery is to practice detachment . . . you can always choose to listen not at all, but you could also try to listen some without them having so much effect . . . can you turn their power volume down? Walks in South Freeport are the right antidote!
Who is your wise pal WTC? what the chicken?
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