Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex

Somebody recently posted a video of a "TED talk" on my Facebook page that depicts an older woman with a haughty British accent wearing very high spiked heels, black tights and a wrinkled black tunic hiding her body, trying and failing to look like a younger woman, saying she habitually has sex with younger men, and she's here to tell us they are doing it wrong. Apparently today's young men watch a lot of hard-core porn, as does this woman, and she suspects they are imitating what they see in those films. Alas, she knows for certain that many women don't really like to do those things. She's here to help.

Several thing come to mind. First, before this I always though that TED talks were worthwhile, and were given by intelligent experts in their field. I no longer think that, so another icon is struck down for me which is a damn shame, since I have so few. Next, how many adults need instructions as to how to have sex? I figure that's under the heading of "Instinct," or else how do you explain the global population explosion? In fact, many truly stupid people not only engage in sex but apparently engage in it constantly, hence the brouhaha over abortion. I am pretty sure there is a lot of sex going on out there. Lastly, if I were having a lot of sex with young men and also were watching a lot of hard-core porn, I would keep it on the down-low if you know what I mean. I would not make a video talking about it and have it all over YouTube and Facebook, unless I were a total narcissist or psychopath.

If you have any questions about how to have sex with a younger man, just ask me; my husband used to be one when we first got married. Naturally, he has aged in 25 years, so if you want to know how to have sex with an older man, I can help there too. But email me in private, please.