What is "the president" anyway, and why should we care? In a recent (staged) news photo showing Obama running up the steps of the Capitol, or was it the Lincoln Memorial--he looked like such a dork: Too skinny, big ears. I certainly don't look up to him at all--why would I? Just because he decided that's what he wanted to do with his life? And now some other wonky, insecure power hungry egomaniacs want to try to do it too. (Naturally they are all Republicans because no Democrat is allowed to try since their guy is currently in the outhouse, I mean big house, I mean White House.)
Here's a quick look at who they are and why Obama will be re-elected:
1. Sarah Palin (oh please)
2. Mitt Romney (not my type but looks good for his age, but still a Mormon)
3. Mike Huckabee (as silly as his name sounds, and have you noticed he is starting to pork up again after losing like 200 pounds a few years ago?)
4. Donald Trump (is this a dream?)
5. Michele Bachmann (hair)
6. Tim Pawlenty (I forget)
7. Bobby Jindal (ethnic, almost as good as black but not quite)
8. Newt Gingrich (old, fat, over)
Now imagine, instead, if Obama had some real competition:
1. Rush Limbaugh (that got you going)
2. Juan Williams (the TV reporter guy, he is so smart and he's all black!)
3. Hillary Clinton (now everybody likes her)
4. Jeb Bush (sure would pep things up)
5. Al Gore (whatever happened to him?)
6. Rudy Giuliani (9/11)
7. Denzel Washington (I said imagine)
8. Chris Christie (let's hear it for the fat guy)
Who would you vote for?
ralph nader.
ReplyDeletestephen colbert
bill moyers
hillary clinton
andrea rouda
not necessarily in that order.....
Sorry, none of the choices are good. Even your "Imagine" list. Hilary Clinton should be in jail (years ago), along with her husband, but for some reason the USA is very stupid and thinks that they have something to offer.
ReplyDeleteRush Limbaugh is another ass, oh please, get rid of all those "talkies", they only know how to agitate, but have nothing constructive to offer of their own.
Yes, the rest of the list is quite useless also, but I always felt that the smart ones don't want to run for office. Why would you want to?
GL
You got that right, Gabby!
ReplyDeletei think anyone who actually WANTS to be president is probably insane. that said, i think we owe obama his second term. it will take a bit more time to fix all the problems we allowed the bushes to create. second choice - hillary. but no more pantsuits, please!
ReplyDeleteSteven, have you seen her legs? Those pantsuits are a must!
ReplyDeletePlease NO Hilary. She is almost as big an ass as her husband. Don't keep blaming the Bushes. Clinton didn't stop issues when he was in office either, so easy to blame instead of doing something. Clinton was a bit "too busy" engaging with the staff during his Presidency to do anything meaningful. Remember, the economy was on the rise when the idiot (Clinton for those of you) came into office and was on the decline when he was leaving. So who really screwed up? Oh, what about Congress, they did jack also.
ReplyDeleteGL
love the comment about anyone who wants to be president being insane
ReplyDeletemy favorite ticket:
Andrea and Denzel
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