Tuesday, April 4, 2023

Hearts and Prayers for CNN


It's so sad. All the reporters who work at CNN have Trump Derangement Syndrome! Anderson Cooper has it the worst, he's very pale and seems to have lost a lot of weight. Poor Jake Tapper suddenly looks like an old man. And Van Jones may have it in his brain; he complained that Trump, in his speech to his supporters following his indictment today, did not mention the people starving in Appalachia! Or maybe it wasn't Van, it might have been another guy on the panel who's name I didn't catch; they all say pretty much the same thing. 

Anyway, I hope they find a cure soon. Perhaps the powers that be over at CNN could get their pal Anthony Fauci to start on one right away.

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