A Solution to the Immigration Problem

"Hey, can you tell me how to get to the Pelosis' house?"

In the old days, immigrants wishing to come to America needed a sponsor: either the promise of an employer or a relative who would take them in. So why not haul that old rule out again, and simply end the requirement that the sponsor be a relative and let it be a friend? If every Democrat who currently opposes the building of a wall to keep out illegal immigrants would agree to take them into their home, everything would work out fine and dandy. For example:

Nancy Pelosi has a huge house in San Francisco and an estate at her Napa Valley vineyard. Put her down for 50-60 immigrants.

Oprah Winfrey has houses all over the United States, at least eight of them.  Two houses are located in Montecito, California, and another in Maui, Hawaii (for when she wishes to escape the fast-paced Californian lifestyle). Let's see, I bet she could take in about 150 immigrants.

Barbra Streisand owns three adjacent California properties.  Her 10,485 square-foot main house has eight bedrooms and eleven bathrooms, all on a 47,085 square-foot oceanfront lot.  The small guest house has three bedrooms and two bathrooms while the large guest house has eight bedrooms and seven bathrooms. Surely she could easily accommodate about 75 immigrants. 

 

Chelsea Clinton's $10 million pad is New York's longest apartment, stretching an entire block from 26th Street to 27th Street off Madison Avenue. Described as "a luxury fortress" with its own full-time doorman, it takes aboutt 30 seconds to walk the 250-foot hallway. I heard it has nine bathrooms. Figure Chelsea and her hubby for about 50 immigrants.

Ma and Pa Clinton own two homes, one in Chappaqua and another in Washington, D.C. Figure them for about 25 in each house.

The Obama's house in D.C.'s Kalorama neighborhood has nine bedrooms. Let's say they could take in about 30 immigrants.

All those other Hollywood stars could handle about 30-50 immigrants each, depending on how many houses they own. And the congressional Democrats, plus the Senators like Elizabeth Warren, could surely sponsor about ten each. Even Chuck Schumer, with an apartment in Brooklyn and another in D.C., could host at least five or six at each, maybe more.

You get the idea. Problem solved!