Wednesday, September 5, 2012

My Fellow Americans! (Bill Clinton Speaks)

Bill Clinton demonstrates just how much bigger Obama is than Romney.
Bill Clinton is definitely the head cheerleader. He is speaking right now on TV, in the other room. The loony crowd went wild when he came out, with Fleetwood Mac beseeching everyone in the hall to not stop thinking about tomorrow. Besides being as inspirational as Reverend Wright, he sure can twist the facts around. And despite his well-known disdain for President Obama, he is praising him to the skies. The American Dream! Leadership! Highly competitive world! You have to vote for Barack Obama! I love our country! We're coming back! But Obama has been the president for the last four years, so one wonders just what we are "coming back" from?

Hey guess what-- if you vote for Obama, the future debts of college students will not even have to be paid back in full! The taxpayers will pay it! (That's you and me.) So now everyone can go to college and not worry about paying for it---ever! Yaaaaaaaaaaay! Is this a great country or what? And then there's health care! The Democrats are the best! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay! Millions of seniors are receiving preventive care! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!! For the last two years, health care costs have gone down for the first time in 50 years!!!!!! Are we better off? You betcha!

In case you don't already know, Romney and Ryan suck. They lied in Tampa last week. A lot of people believe this stuff! BOOOOOOOOOOO! It is so clear cut. Romney wants to make Medicare go broke! Folks, this is serious and it gets worse, and you won't be laughing when I tell you this....they want to end Medicaid....that's gonna hurt a lot of little kids. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!  I mean BOOOOOOOOO! They want to hurt people with disabilities! Down's Syndrome! Autism! What are those families going to do? We can't let it happen! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! Think about it! Obama brightens our future! My fellow Americans....if you want to live your own life, vote for Romney. But if you want the government to take care of you, vote for Obama!

(I am not sure why they are even holding the election, they should just anoint Obama right now.)

1 comment:

  1. Is that an option? We can annoint Obama now? Someone really should tell the campaign! ;-)

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