Tuesday, August 6, 2024

The Magical Kamala Makeover

Here's what happened:
 Joe Biden started to lose it in public, so badly that it could 
no longer be hidden. 

The Democrats were in a quandary -- what to do, what to do? They couldn't let the VP be the candidate because everyone already had seen that she's a cackling fool. 

But if they didn't pick her, the DEI nuts would go crazy, and maybe they would lose the black vote. So instead they decided to send Joe to the glue factory and give Kamala a serious makeover.

Now she's brilliant! Young! Accomplished! And guess what -- she was never the border czar! She's Black! And Indian! And Jamaican! And as an added bonus, her husband is a Jew!

Who cares if she's stupid, she can read a teleprompter can't she? And so, overnight, we hereby present the new, improved, super-intelligent, non-cackling, multi-racial, fabulous Kamala! 

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