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| Josh Shapiro: Too Jewish? |
In the end, Kamala Harris chose an old white guy for her running mate. While Minnesota's Governor Tim Walz is only 60, his bald head fringed with white hair could certainly get him into a movie at the senior price, no questions asked. If something unfortunate happened to Harris during her presidency, should she win, Walz would become the president. How boring.
Why not Josh Shapiro, the other guy under serious consideration for the last few weeks? Younger at 51 and certainly more charismatic, the Governor of Pennsylvania was allegedly passed over because of his one outstanding deficit: he's a Jew. And who wants a Jew in the White House? Apparently nobody, since there's never been one.
This is odd considering the recent rise of DEI. What's more diverse than a Jew? Still, everyone clamors for more blacks and more women, and even more gays and transgenders, while Jews, widely recognized for their accomplishments in all branches of science and the arts, are just so much chopped liver.
Everyone knows that blacks reign in areas requiring physical prowess, which their total dominance in professional sports proves out. Their natural musical gifts have long made them standouts in the areas of singing and dancing. Women are great at organization and reasoning, explaining their meteoric rise in business as CEOs and presidents of so many leading corporations. But Jews excel in many different areas, which is why they boast so many Nobel laureates: 36 in Chemistry, 38 in Economics, 16 in Literature, 56 in Physics and 59 in Medicine, plus many more awards in other categories.
Yet despite them being so smart, there has never been a Jew leading our government, not even as second banana. To be fair, not all Jews are smart, like Second Husband Doug Emhoff who knocked up his children's nanny during his first marriage. Still, it's odd that all the people screaming for DEI never scream for a Jew. (Except maybe that nanny.)
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