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| These women are all under consideration. One of them isn't even a judge! |
Hey, if we're going with "black woman" as the only necessary requirement to fill the seat of retiring Justice Breyer, why not make it someone good-looking? I mean is there an unwritten rule somewhere that the justices have to be, well, unattractive (except for Amy Barrett) to be considered thoughtful and wise enough to have the final say on the laws we all live by? After all, if you're sitting just one rung below God, you might as well be a stunner. I'm praying that Biden might consider the highly accomplished women listed below. So what if they lack a ton of judicial experience? They're born females and they're black, and that's all Joe's looking for.
Halle Berry: She is the certainly the prettiest, no contest. Also, she won an Academy Award for Best Actress! Beat that if you can.
Oprah Winfrey: One of the the richest women in the world, a successful businesswoman, and quite attractive during her thinner periods, surely she's a great pick.
Rashida Jones: I loved her on The Office! What a riot, and also very pretty. Plus her dad is Quincy Jones, so she's probably got some great Hollywood connections.
Janet Jackson: This one would certainly appease the younger litigants trying cases before the Court. And for once she would be all covered up in one of those robes, thus eliminating any "wardrobe malfunction" possibilities.
Harris Faulkner: A Fox News anchor, Harris is quite beautiful, very smart and although likely too conservative to pass muster with the Democrats, she's fair and balanced and very appealing.
Queen Latifah: Come on, this is a no-brainer! Who doesn't love and respect the Queen? She's classy, talented, funny and probably would be very fair since she was born and raised in New Jersey.
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