Us Against Them

Pick one from each row to find out who you are!

Good vs. Evil

Young vs. Old

Democrat vs. Republican

Black vs. White

Rich vs. Poor

Male vs. Female

Truthful vs. Dishonest

Diligent vs. Lazy

Loves Cats vs. Hates Cats

Carnivore vs. Vegetarian

Religion vs. Atheism

Jew vs. Christian

Gay vs. Straight

Single vs. Married

Fat vs. Thin

Handicapped vs. Able-bodied

Beauty vs. Ugliness

Dumb As a Rock vs. Smart As a Whip

Sick vs. Healthy

Loves Yoga vs. Hates Yoga

Couch Potato vs. Perfect Physical Specimen

Dead vs. Alive

I'm a good old rich white truthful Jewish Republican (more than Democrat) female. I'm diligent, love cats and eat meat but wish I were a vegetarian. I'm a straight, married, thinner than fat, able-bodied, smart-as-a-whip yoga-hater whose beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I'm sort of sick but also sort of healthy -- hardly a physical specimen but certainly no couch potato. And as of this minute, I am definitely alive. 

I far prefer Us to Them.