Saturday, January 18, 2020

Hillary Clinton, the Biggest Loser

Hillary Clinton, who is either "the smartest woman in the world" or "the biggest loser" depending on who's talking, has just released the following statement for all of us little people, a.k.a. The Deplorables:

“This is an election that will have such profound impact, so take your vote seriously,” Clinton said. “And for Democratic voters, try to vote for the person you think is most likely to win. Because at the end of the day, that is what will matter — and not just in the popular vote, but the electoral college.”

Thanks for the tip, Hil -- we were planning to vote for the person we think is least likely to to win. But now, because of your sage advice, we will try to vote for a winner.

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