Rockabye Theybe?

Is there anything worse than being a racist? How about a body-shamer? A serial murderer? A child rapist? What could top someone who refuses to bake a wedding cake for a gay couple? It's hard to imagine. Oh wait, I thought of something: Parents who let their children decide their own gender when they're old enough to even know what gender means. Until then they are neither here nor there, by which I mean neither he nor she.

This abusive psychotic practice is actually growing in popularity. According to news reports found online, "A Brooklyn couple's blog about their 2-year-old, Zoomer, offers advice on how to navigate the world while raising a “theyby.” Meanwhile, others with the same mental illness share photos of the kiddies on Instagram and seek support from the genderless baby community.

Oddly enough in other news, gender reveal parties continue at a fever pitch, with ever more elaborate goings-on. Last week a 56-year-old Iowa grandmother was killed at one of those celebrations when a homemade device meant to discharge colored powder instead exploded like a pipe bomb, spewing debris that hit her in the head and, well, goodbye Granny. So yes, there are worse things than being a racist. Go ahead and dislike anyone you want, just don't kill anyone or screw up your kids for life.