Hey, there's a storm a-comin! And it's not just any storm, it's Winter Storm Juno! Dumping several feet of snow on the already beaten-down Northeast corridor, it promises to be of HISTORIC PROPORTIONS! Not only that, but it will also be LIFE-THREATENING!! And if it doesn't kill you, you're not out of the woods because its SEVERELY DAMAGING WINDS will be CRIPPLING and will PARALYZE an entire city!!!! So even if you survive, which is doubtful if you live in low-lying coastal areas that will definitely be flooded, you may still spend the rest of your life in a wheelchair, perhaps need a walker, or worse.
So say the ladies and gents over at The Weather Channel this morning, completely ruining a lovely and sunny Sunday. They must all snort cocaine before they go on-air, or at the very least down several triple espressos in quick succession. They are off the charts when it comes to instilling fear in the hearts and minds of ordinary citizens. No wonder so many people in America are on anti-anxiety meds.
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