I'm not a moron.
I speak in complete sentences.
I'm never offended when people pronounce my name incorrectly.
I do not cackle.
I'm actually Jewish and my child never once called me "momala."
I told everyone that Joe Biden was demented.
I have always believed in God. Not some old guy in a white robe with a long beard standing at the Pearly Gates, but definitely some sort of ...
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