I'm not a moron.
I speak in complete sentences.
I'm never offended when people pronounce my name incorrectly.
I do not cackle.
I'm actually Jewish and my child never once called me "momala."
I told everyone that Joe Biden was demented.
Two days ago I fell asleep at the wheel of my car and crashed into a mailbox. I lived and my brand new car sustained damages in the thousand...
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