Not every person who likes to cut up an avocado and spread it on a piece of toast for breakfast lives in Brooklyn, goes to yoga classes and has a pierced nose. These generalizations are popular among people who lack functioning brain cells and thus parrot what they hear on a podcast or see in a meme.
Summer is not always fun, full of picnics and swimming and sunshine as depicted in TV commercials. More often it's devilishly hot, severely buggy and overwhelmingly muggy, with devastating thunderstorms that can cause flooding and even death. Constant itching, asthmatic attacks, sunburns, profuse sweating and a debilitating lack of energy are the true signs of summer.
It's possible to be a Republican and still find fault with President Trump. Not all Trump voters think alike, which is vastly different from Democrats who all repeat whatever nonsense they heard Anderson Cooper or Rachel Maddow say on TV the night before.
Just because it is round with a hole in the middle, not everything sold as a bagel is actually a bagel. Some of them are imposters -- just round white bread with a hole in the middle. One way to tell is the presence of blueberries, cranberries or chocolate chips, all dead giveaways that you are not dealing with the real thing.
Owning a cat is not less work than owning a dog. Scooping their litter never ends. Neither does changing their water and feeding them food they will reject. Many, if not most, cats are incredibly needy and crave constant attention. Thinking they are aloof and standoffish just confirms that you never owned one.
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