Wednesday, September 28, 2022

Biden's Cleaning Lady

The White House Press Secretary 

Today Joe Biden made it clear that he is often confused, calling out for a dead person while speaking at the the White House conference on hunger, nutrition and health. Seeking out deceased Rep. Jackie Walorski, the Indiana congresswoman who was a killed in an auto accident last August, the president asked, “Where’s Jackie? Is she here?" That was bad, but not half as bad as the explanation later given by his cleaning lady, oops, I mean press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre.

In her typical who-cares-if-it's-true style, KJP never admitted that Biden had made a considerable boo-boo. She completely ignored it, instead saying a whole lot of nothing about how the congresswoman was "top of mind" for Biden, so of course he asked if she were present. Doesn't everyone look around and call out for dead people whenever they think of them? 

Just what the heck is "top of mind" anyway? Is that a new expression I missed somehow? If something is top of mind, does that mean it is on top of your head? Or is it in your head but in front of all the rest of your thoughts? Where is it exactly, and if it's there, does that mean whatever you say right then doesn't have to make any sense?

And who is this Jean-Pierre woman who looks like an understudy for the lead in Annie? Where did they get her from? How is she allowed to go out in front of the world to deliver and interpret messages from the leader of the free world with that silly mop on her head? And the makeup? Today she had on pink eye-shadow to match her pink blazer, which looked about two sizes too big. 

Anyway, the sad truth is she may be his cleaning lady but she doesn't do that good a job. 



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