Trust But Verify

Some crazy things turn out to be true.

According to a friend of the woman involved, Elon Musk allegedly asked a flight attendant who is also a masseuse for a hand job in exchange for the gift of a horse. She declined, so no such exchange occurred. This bit of ridiculousness is today's reason that the loony lefties insist Musk is unfit to run Twitter. 

Hmmm, let's take a quick look at some other accusations that made the headlines in the past: Joe Biden smells women's hair and nuzzles their necks. Bill Clinton is prone to inserting cigars into, well, you know. Andrew Cuomo fondles women's breasts against their will. Hillary Clinton operates a child pornography ring from the basement of a D.C. pizza restaurant.

Given the wide range of bad behavior among the wealthy and connected, I'd say someone asking for a sexual favor in exchange for an expensive gift is the least offensive action. Besides, everyone knows that the real reason Musk is out of favor with the cancel culture crowd is because he announced he will be voting Republican from now on.

Smart man.