Hoping to be more like normal people, and just about every other website/business/venture that exists in 2021, I have decided to post a survey for my readers to let me know how I'm doing and thus improve my product. It should take you just a few minutes to answer the following questions and will save me a ton of money hiring a marketing company, like businesses did in the old days when self-respect was more highly prized.
1. I read The Daily Droid
A. sometimes, when the title has the word Trump in it
B. often, especially when the title includes the word Biden
C. never, because it's stupid
D. only when I have Covid and must quarantine
2. I wish The Daily Droid would focus more on
A. movie reviews, especially very bad ones
B. stories about the author's miserable yet amusing childhood
C. stories about how black lives matter and whites don't
D. stories about how transgenders are mentally ill
3. I like it most when the accompanying illustration shows
A. a laugh-out-loud Bizarro cartoon
B. a photo of a disgraced politician or Jeffrey Toobin
C. a drawing of Donald Trump looking ugly and orange
D. a morbidly obese person stuffing their face
4. I hate it when the illustration
A. shows Melania Trump looking absolutely fabulous
B. mocks a Democrat, like Nancy Pelosi in a strait jacket
C. unfairly targets pit bulls, Jussie Smolett or Jesus Christ
D. is unkind to Native Americans and/or Indians
Thanks for your cooperation, your answers will greatly improve this blog.
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