Strange But True

Dr. Oz, a TV-doctor who is a resident of New Jersey, is running for the open Senate seat in Pennsylvania. In his own defense, Oz says he "spent a lot of time in Philadelphia growing up" and also that he met and married his wife there.

Miss Nevada, a biological male who had plastic surgery to become a woman and competed in the Miss USA contest as the first transgender, was eliminated early. She/he claims that the country is "not ready." Will we ever be ready for a man to be crowned Miss USA?

Actor Alec Baldwin, who has stated for weeks that he accidentally shot and killed a "dear friend" on a movie set, suddenly remembered that he actually never pulled the trigger despite holding a gun pointed at the deceased. This finally proves the long-held liberal belief that, "People don't kill people, guns kill people."

So-called "Grab-and-Go" flash mob robberies are trending in Los Angeles and Chicago. According to Charles Ramsey, former Philadelphia police commissioner, "The punishment for this kind of crime is very, very minimal. In most cases, it's a misdemeanor." Some district attorneys say they will no longer prosecute shoplifting.

Joe Biden, a frail, bumbling 79-year-old with a long history of lying and plagiarism, is the current President of the United States.