How to Boil Water

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Start with an empty saucepan. Fill it almost to the top with tap water. Place it directly on your stove burner or other heat source. Be sure to look away, as it is common knowledge that a watched pot never boils. 

Eventually little bubbles will form in the water. These will turn into bigger bubbles, until finally all the water has big bubbles. The water is now boiling, as is shown in the photo above. 

DO NOT TOUCH IT AS IT IS VERY HOT.