The End of Trump, Once and For All

If only the members of Congress would listen to me, we could all be spared a lot of needless expense. Despite his second impeachment, which found him not guilty of the charges, Congress is still not done with Trump. Their obsession, if anything, has only grown and they are now exploring other ways to punish him. These include invoking the 14th Amendment, whatever the heck that is, as well as conducting a "full-scale 9/11 type inquiry" into the events of January 6, which they fear will happen again unless Trump is mashed into a pulp, fully disgraced and unable to run for political office ever again.

So, as I said in my opening sentence, they should listen to me and read The Lottery, a short story by Shirley Jackson. It describes in detail how to get rid of Trump once and for all. For you non-readers, here it is: Trump would be placed in the middle of the National Mall, perhaps even tied to a crucifix just for dramatic effect. Then each member of Congress with hate in his/her heart, meaning all 221 Democrats and those seven Republicans, 50 Democrat senators and of course Joe Biden and Kammie, would pick up a big rock from the pile pre-arranged by Nancy Pelosi and throw it at him, one by one, until he's a bloodied heap of flesh. 

With Trump dead, finally the country could move on, although God knows it would put CNN out of business.