Several legitimate authorities have reported deaths and adverse reactions following the injection of both the Moderna and Pfizer Covid vaccines, often among the elderly but not always. A 60-year-old man in Norway suffered a fatal stroke three days after he received the second shot. Naturally, being old, I was a little nervous after reading this so called my doctor to discuss the safety of the vaccine and heard the following recording:
You have reached the office of Dr. John Doe. Please listen carefully as our menu has changed:
If you have received your first dose of the Covid vaccine and wish to schedule your second dose, Press 1.
If you have received your second dose, are over 65, and are foaming at the mouth, Press 2.
If you have received your second dose, are under 65, and are having hallucinations, Press 3.
If you have received both doses and are tongue-tied, have an overwhelming urge to perform with Riverdance, or miss hearing about and reading about Donald J. Trump, Press 4.
For all other questions leave your name, date of birth and phone number and we will call you back when Hell freezes over.
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