Friday, February 5, 2021

A Really Bad Nightmare


Last night I had a terrible nightmare. I dreamed that a deadly plague was cooked up between China and some really bad people in order to increase the likelihood of an American candidate friendly to the Chinese regime getting elected in 2020. Yes, a lot of people all over the world would have to die, but when it comes right down to, these bad people thought, who matters more than the United States and China?

I woke up to go to the bathroom and felt shaky, but relieved to realize it was just a dream. But when I fell back asleep the nightmare continued! (Don't you hate when that happens?)

After many people the world over had died, the evildoers devised another plan to vaccinate all the people with a drug that would make them more compliant and happier with their lot in life. It would make strivers less strident, eliminate complainers  and instill in everyone the belief that the government was a kindly "big brother" whose only desire was to help them be happy.

The worst part was that anyone who doubted the wisdom of the government and refused the vaccine, thus leaving them with their own thoughts and the courage to claim things were not as they appeared, was shunned publicly and cited as worthless, doomed to fail in whatever venture they undertook. Families and friendships were ripped asunder. It was a cold, cruel world where brother spat upon brother.

Ultimately the few remaining non-believers were rounded up, vaccinated and re-programmed in order to rejoin society. This involved watching old Progressive Insurance commercials alternating with the documentary RBG over and over and over and over...

Thank God my cat jumped on me and I woke up. Wow, it was bad.

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