Prof. Sarah Parcak, Bitch on Wheels

Sarah Pancake, white privileged bitch.

As hard as it is to believe, a small firestorm is still raging over a recent op-ed piece in the Wall Street Journal on the topic of whether or not those who earn doctorates, which is 13.1% of the population, should be addressed as "Doctor" in everyday conversation. It was directed at Jill Biden, a.k.a. Mrs.Biden to me and Dr. Biden to the many feminist Nazi women out there who spend their days looking for any slight aimed at their gender, then call it an example of misoginy and rally their troops in for the kill.

One of these is, sadly enough, a teacher, or rather professor, of archeology at the University of Alabama. (Ask yourself: When was the last time you used archeology in your everyday life? If you answered "never" you got that right.) 

Sarah Parcak, not to be confused with  "Pancake" which is actually something of value in our lives, was OUTRAGED that anyone would dare utter such things as were uttered in the essay by Joseph Epstein, and which BTW I thought made perfect sense. A woman who teaches English is no doctor in my book, and I'm not calling on her in any emergency unless I'm choking and she's at the next table and knows the Heimlich maneuver. As for all the years of hitting the books to earn that degree, hiding out in school rather than contributing to the world has always struck me as a cop-out. But then, all I have is a lowly BFA from New York University, so what do I know? After all, nobody calls me "Bachelor."

Anyway, rather than addressing the entire issue calmly, as any mature 41-year-old educated adult might, Ms. Pancake took her white privilege to Twitter where she called the paper's Opinion Editor, "an angry, old white misogynist" and ended with, "F- the WSJ, F- Joseph Epstein, and F - their trash op-ed pages. Oh also, go F- yourself."

Nice work Sarah. I am so glad you are not teaching any of my children about digging up old bones. Or even how to make pancakes.