Friday, April 24, 2020

The Low Spark of High-Heeled Nancy

There are so many things wrong about Nancy Pelosi, I could write a book. Or at the very least, a blog. In fact I might change the name of this blog to "Trashing Nancy Pelosi." I bet I would get more readers.

Today's subject is the fact that Nancy, at 80 years of age, certainly old enough to know better and so old that nobody is looking or caring, still wears high heels. That is just plain dumb.The purpose of high heels is to give the visual impression of a longer leg, ultimately making a woman look sexier and thus attracts a mate. Since Nancy is already married, and also the Speaker of the House and third in line to the presidency, why would that be a goal of hers? Added to her penchant for Botox and facelifts, it's clear she has not come to terms with aging and her inevitable death.

Besides, you'd think after so many years of experience she would have noticed that high heels are bad for you. According to Doctor of Osteopathic Medicine (DO) Sajid A. Surve,“High heels put the foot at an angle and pull muscles and joints out of alignment, so the effects aren’t limited to the feet. It’s not unusual for people who spend lots of time in high heels to have low back, neck and shoulder pain because the shoes disrupt the natural form of the body.”

Maybe that's why she's always grimacing.

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