Saturday, February 29, 2020

Magical Thinking

The Democrats are truly magicians. They can turn anything that happens into Trump's fault. This is no small feat when it comes to something like the current pandemic sweeping the globe. Apparently Trump made it a lot worse, not only because he appointed the wrong person to be in charge of handling it but because he cut funds from government programs long before the first coronavirus cough was expelled.

So I'm assuming that when Trump wins the election next November that will also be his fault, as if he turned Elizabeth Warren into a shrill biddy, Joe Biden into a dementia patient, Bernie Sanders into a crotchety socialist and Michael Bloomberg into a leprechaun. I only wish I could get some of my Democrat friends to use their magical thinking on me: I'd like to be ten pounds thinner and three inches taller. Maybe if I run for office?

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