A Vote for Sanity

Ordinary Amy for President!

"The government you elect is the government you deserve." So said Thomas Jefferson, although a Google search also turned up a couple of others who may or may not have said similar things. Whoever said it, it's sad but true, which means we, as a nation, are completely nuts. The president is not 100% right in the head, let's all agree. And Nancy Pelosi, third in line for the office, is clearly a lunatic, evidenced not only by her fitful ripping of the State of the Union address in front of millions, but by her spending the entire time  the president was speaking pre-ripping the pages. (So much for it being an impulsive act!)

So, back to all of us. We are crazy, no surprise there. That explains the number of suicides, drug overdoses, murders, dependency on antidepressants, sexual deviancy, gender confusion, child molestation, morbid obesity, plastic surgery and just plain idiocy we see on display every day in America.

Imagine for a moment how things might be if we had a sane leader. Might things improve? And who would that person be? I'd have to say Amy Klobuchar, even though she's not my cup of tea. Amy's as normal as apple pie, as average as your fifth-grade elementary school teacher. Heck, she's even got a lisp! So let's all vote for Amy and start to normal ourselves up.