Thursday, February 1, 2018

The Rise of the Angry Vagina

The outing of Hollywood producer/sexual predator/international villain Harvey Weinstein apparently unleashed a tsunami of women's complaints about men. Now all those complaints have been turned into money-makers in the publishing world, with books in the works about how much women hate men and how much women love other women. Niche marketing is planned for books about how much women who cook hate men, how much women who knit hate men (especially the ones who knit pink pussy hats), and how much women who have been sexually harassed hate men, complete with the sordid details on how those horrid creatures endowed with penises have gone about their dastardly deeds.

Another whole area percolating among the country's literary agents and publishers is how much women love their vaginas and no longer want men anywhere near them. I'd say this spells trouble for all male gynecologists. I'd also suggest that any woman who was planning to transition from female to male rethink it, since these days men are apparently scum. (Poor Chaz Bono!)

The preceding views do not reflect this author's sentiments. While I certainly value my vagina, I still love my husband and all of his body parts, think my son is a fantastic human being, and don't knit.

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