New Talent Search!

This notice goes out to any and all artists, writers and inventors, in fact anyone who has any ideas at all and is still breathing. Have you been waiting for an opportunity to have a solo art exhibit/have your manuscript published/ make money off your great idea? Well, that day has arrived, the time is nigh, it's happening here and now.

Just enter our Emerging Artists/ New Writers/ Inventive Inventors 2014 Competition and you might just be the lucky winner. Send your $50.00 entry fee (check, PayPal or credit card) today, along with this completed entry form:

Name_________________________________________

Address_______________________________________

Bank Account #_________________________________

Credit Card Information___________________________

Check off highest grade completed:
____Kindergarten
____ First Grade
____ Second Grade
____ Third Grade
____ Fourth Grade

Choose which word best describes you:
____ Moron
____ Idiot
____ Cretin
____ Bumpkin
____ Innocent

Now go sit by the mailbox and wait to hear back from us. (Be sure to bring a comfortable chair.)