Saturday, September 10, 2011

Dumpster Diving in Vacationland

One of the best things about life in Maine is the relative lack of crime. Along with that, naturally, comes a level of relaxation unknown to residents of large cities. It's quite enjoyable. But since there's no such thing as a free lunch, the flip side is that there's not much excitement, so things that are normally unnoticed anywhere else might raise an eyebrow here.

The following report comes from this week's "Police Beat" column in our local paper:  

FALMOUTH, August 30 at 7:55 PM- Residents of McDermott Way reported that a cottage on the road was being used by several juveniles as a party location. The callers reported they had found two condoms in the trash and believe the cottage is being frequented by relatives of the building's owner.




2 comments:

  1. deneb says: and you can't get a job for that newspaper? ha!
    and what did you google to get that funny comic? you are pure genius.

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  2. Why would I want to write for that paper?

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